So you tell your girlfriend about www.slashdot.org and she finds it terribly cute that you read a site that proclaims to be “News for nerds. Stuff that matters.”<\/p>\n
She actually finds interesting stuff in there as well. Go figure!<\/p>\n
Except she can’t quite remember what the site is called so she mumbles “splashblot” when referring to it in order to make lighthearted fun of you. And you love it that she does that, too.<\/p>\n
So, what do you both do? You register the domain www.splashblot.com and start your own little too-cute-to-be-true website to capture the minds and hearts of girls with geeky boyfriends alike.<\/p>\n
And they all live happily ever after. Well, let’s hope …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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